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retard head

What 10 year old boys call you when they go through the "I'm so cool I can say whatever I want to whoever I want phase"
You may be called that based on 2 things: your ugly or very stupid.
by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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Chatter Head

A particularly frivolous woman who is prone to chattering while giving head leading to male anorgasmia
Patient to doctor: Ever since that chatter head went down on me I've had anorgasmia
by winkelTossa January 2, 2019
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BOT HEAD ASS

A fool, constantly coming to work sick during a pandemic.
Yo, Did you hear that guy Darian came to work sick during the covid-19 pandemic?

Yeah, what a bot head ass
by Guinessworldrecordholder March 19, 2020
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Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.
Man that guy is such a deck head
by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018
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meth head

tom richo is a meth head
by h.nl27 February 25, 2022
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Three Headed Nobbler

A Purple Dildo consisting of three dildos merged as one: A Three Headed Dildo.
Did you hear? Devin got nailed by a Three Headed Nobbler!
by PhatKid October 24, 2011
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