When Justin Bieber's balls drop

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"

Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

by ishakeimove May 8, 2010

Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

ba-donka-doo-balls

You're hot, I wanna get with you, I wanna "do" you

Officer, I only had one beer, I swear...ba-donka-doo-balls

by ba-donka-doo-baller May 2, 2011

suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

by anti March 6, 2005

It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.

Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019

All out with your balls out

1. To party hard. Used to describe a situation that requires the utmost celebration.

2. To be very drunk.

1. Pauly: Tomorrow's the last day of summer break, we're going to have to go all out.

Jimbo: You'll have to go all out with your balls out.

2. Pauly: Ben was so drunk last night.

Jimbo: He went all out with his balls out, that's forsure.

by EC-JM January 26, 2010