file folder the country ball

the most evilest man in history who said terrible stuff

file folder the country ball said mean words to me

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhcheckitface March 2, 2023

Dropping the New Year's Ball

Masturbating on new years eve while trying to time your orgasm to 12:00:00 Midnight on January 1.

Jim: "Hey Bill, were you at the New Year's party?"
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."

by TheIngloriousTaco September 6, 2015

ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

big black hairy balls

big black hairy balls

i like big black hairy balls. they are yummy.

by lotion_god December 8, 2022

cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.

Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

by Little man syndrome June 4, 2018

ball-buffing bunion-buddies

Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.

It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011