hey! who frew dat ham at me!?

An exclaimation and the famous punchline of a 1998 story that originated when a large African American woman trying to steal a 15 lb Kretschmar Baked Ham from the long-closed Foodland supermarket on Jefferson Avenue in St. Louis MO's Lafayette Square neighborhood by putting it between her legs under a housedress and trying to shimmy up towards the exit with it failed miserably.
This story was first told in St. Louis, MO and at the University of Missouri at Columbia by a witness to the event. A witness also had ties to Ohio, Pennsylvania, NYC, and Arizona where similar variations of this story have since surfaced and several people claim this story to be theirs.
To clarify, some vesrions of this story have been told using a turkey and some have used a rump roast.
Other outcomes to this story have been "Who frew da' ham!?" as told by a late oratory plagerist in NYC and "Who put that turkey up my skirt!?" by some lying skank at a bar in St. Louis, MO.
A cousin to this story set at the Jack In The Box restarant on Olive Street in Unversity City, MO where a woman yelled at the Manager and telling her "Just because you a BIG GUUUURL you ain't gotta be mad at the world... because shit, bitch, it looks like you ain't neva' been pushed back from the table" is unrelated but has been told in tandem.
Don't be fooled folks... see the REAL story in the example below...

A woman is waddling up the frozen food aisle shuffling her feet and pushing a filled grocery cart. As she nears the checkout lanes, a 15 lb Kretschmarr Baked Ham falls out from under her dress where she had been trying to hold it between her legs. When bystanders all look in amazement the woman realizes she is caught and exclaims, "HEY! Who frew dat ham at me!?"

by I want a royalty if you are telling my story! November 23, 2006

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

TMSIDK is the abbreviation of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. To show sarcasm at the obvious.

Person 1: "It's raining out"

Person 2: "Tell Me Something I Don't Know"

Can also look at sites like www.tmsidk.com for more info.

by agnoster August 19, 2010

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.

1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Can you see me now?

To wiggle one's fingers behind an individual's head who's eyes protrude farther than normal, assuming excellent peripheral vision. The words, "Can you see me now?" Should be spoken while performing this act.

*wiggle fingers behind and to the side of victim* "Hey Josh, can you see me now?"

by Random Guy July 23, 2004

got me all kinds of fucked up

It means you're fucked up by all this shit. You just can't deal with this anymore. Like what the fuck? This shit got me fucked up. Im out bitches.

"Ms. Smith is giving us so much work man, she got me all kinds of fucked up!"

by Bowdownbitches February 23, 2015