Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
by Sir Julio November 14, 2010
Get the PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)mug. by kermit March 14, 2005
Get the Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndromemug. A person who fails so badly at living and all aspects of life, there is no other option than it being a disease.
by Real Walsh May 14, 2007
Get the Accute Bitch Syndrome (ABS)mug. When the typical marijuana effects (indica and sativa), affect you in reverse. The commonly known Indica or "in the couch" actually makes you more uplifted and up like Wiz Khalifa. And a sativa may make you more sleepy and have a greater munchies sensation.
"There's no better kind, whether sativa or indica. It just depends on your chemical makeup, who you are. Some people smoke sativa and feel more up and smoke indica and feel more down. I'm the type of the person where I smoke indica and feel way more up and smoke sativa and feel down. That's the opposite of what happens for most people." - Wiz to Esquire
Yo man why'd you pick up indica weed, it's day time?
Sorry bro I have Wiz Khalifa Syndrome. Indicas actually gets my creative juices flowing.
Yo man why'd you pick up indica weed, it's day time?
Sorry bro I have Wiz Khalifa Syndrome. Indicas actually gets my creative juices flowing.
by Pudge Rodriguez August 11, 2018
Get the Wiz Khalifa Syndromemug. A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
by truthtellernumber1001 May 31, 2014
Get the Michael Jordan Syndromemug. A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.
Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!
Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.
Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.
Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbus Syndromemug. When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.
1: DOUCHEBAG.
2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*
3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome
2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*
3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome
by manny-katles-jojojo December 18, 2011
Get the lazy finger syndromemug.