shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol October 21, 2008

make me feel so ja

"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."

"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."

by fendra February 28, 2005

wake me up when september ends

a song that's really emotional originally written about billie's dad dying, NOT about summer or sept. 11 or the war in iraq or katrina BUT can be interpreted that way if you want.

a really great song but is becoming the next boulevard of broken dreams. now every radio station in the country plays this song to shit and every preppy poser idiot is screaming "i heart greenday!11!!111111 this is teh bestest song eva!!!!!! im totally teh biggest greenday fan eVa111!" when they only know this song and BoBD.

damn green day for being so mainstream.

(something that actually happened to me)

my friend: ooh, do you have green day on your ipod? me: uhh, YEAH. i have all their albums. her: omg, i LOVE wake me up when september ends. *listens to it* me: my favorite song is she. hear, listen to it. her: *listends* mm, i don't like it. *changes it back to wake me up when september ends* me: *fumes*

by superobsessivegreendayfan October 1, 2005

lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

who is you? step from around me

a statement used to show contempt at another's actions and request that they leave your vicinity.

Kelly: "Your shoes are like soooo last season."

Amy: "Who is you? Step from around me."

by Amy Frost May 17, 2008

Why did you leave me debra

someone doing a intercom prank on a train

Why did you leave me debra: WHY DID YA LEAVE ME DEBRA I TRIED MA HARDEST WITH YA I JUST, I JUST COULDN'T STOP DRINKING , I KNOW YOUR ON THIS TRAIN!!!!!

by FuzzyKatSudioz July 10, 2017