Twerk Received Deficiency Syndrome

When a male goes a long period of time without getting twerked on.

After not going to a party for three weeks, Tommy suffered from Twerk Received Deficiency Syndrome.

by TrenteDaRealest November 27, 2012

jimmy eat world syndrome

Really cute music made by really ghastly dudes.

I want to have sex these guys because the music is so good, but alas, they suffer from Jimmy Eat World Syndrome.

by Big Boobs April 19, 2005

Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage)

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.

Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

by Zayyyy July 3, 2011

Old Man Cunt Syndrome

When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.

"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"

by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013

Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.]

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.

Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.

by TheSmokeBloke August 15, 2008

Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)

When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.

I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).

by ARoch February 17, 2010

Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019