Steamer Dog

The act of pooping into another persons butt by laying a steamer long ways between the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog in a bun.

I wanted to show my true love by giving her a "steamer dog".

by William B. Hardigan June 24, 2022

mag dog

just autistic aye with its al=thritis n stuff, full cooker, licking peanut butter and stuff

dam girl calm down or imma call you mag dog

roof

by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Desert dog

Very sexually aggressive woman. Aka horny bitch

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog

by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016

Rapid Dog

A dog or anything really that needs to be put down. Now.

Bro 1: Dude, your mom's facebook is a like a rapid dog.

Bro 2: What?

Bro 1: Yeah, it needs to be put down like ASAP

by Iluvartichokes May 14, 2011

Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.

I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.

by Kt nola April 13, 2023