con dog

A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.

Guy:Here comes con dog.
Girl:ooh who’s con dog?

by F.A.B.0234 June 7, 2018

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

Hot dogging

When a dude pits his Alabama black snake, in between the vag lips and rubs them back and forth, while edging.

Winston, were you hot dogging my mom last night?

by Edsxh June 16, 2022

g dog

g dog is a person who is loving like grant.

do you know g dog

yea he is hot asf

by nah you will never know March 17, 2021

Dog

The kindest, cutest thing in the universe

The dog cured my depression.

by Chubbyroll October 15, 2020

doodle dog

doodle dogging is the process of "finishing" in her mouth and doing it while shes on her period and her blood turning a different color.

guy: you wanna have sex with me?
girl: idk man im on my period
guy: cmon it will be fun
girl: ok..
guy: ok im gonna doodle dog you
girl: moans
guy: you blood is turning orange

by doodle dog November 8, 2022