Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.

"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"

by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

Hot Monkey Sex

Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).

"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay

by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno December 13, 2004

Slip & Slide Sex

Having sex while a woman is on her period.

He doesn't like to have Slip & Slide sex because he doesn't like his shlong covered in blood.

by S&S fan June 12, 2009

Russian sex doll

A sex doll made to appear Russian in ethnicity. Often they are given a Russian name.

Larry has a huge thing for Russian sex dolls; he just can't get off on a sex doll unless it is blonde and named Anastasia or something.

by LKLD December 11, 2009

Clown Car Sex

the act of trying to place as many penis' as possible into a single vagina like many clowns try to fir into one car somehow

there was a 20 some going on in bed last night so i was like da hell with it lets just play a friendly game of clown car sex (: but then her vagina tore.... o well

by Mr. rapest November 4, 2010

sex on two legs

some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.

Good lord look at the boy, he's just sex on two legs!

by becandadrian March 8, 2009

jesus birthday sex

An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.

John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...

Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.

John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.

Jane: Ok! Let's do it!

by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009