Non-Gay Homosexual

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.

"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."

by a.smo July 11, 2009

Non Tell STD

A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.

Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.

by Skip Kennewick October 20, 2008

illigitimi non carborundum

Dog Latin for "Don't let the bastards get you down." Not real Latin, like Lorem ipsum. It's even on wikipedia, so I'm surprised it's not on UD.

In the huddle:

Lineman: Who's house? Our house? What time is it? Game time!

3rd string QB: Illigitimi non carborundum!

Other Lineman: What the hell was that? Get out, white trash!

by no molesta! December 29, 2009

Ethically Non-Monogamous

Open relationship.

She is Ethically Non-Monogamous

by PolyPrincess- October 30, 2018

non-offensive swears

some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"

ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"

by skip June 18, 2004

non-wiper

Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.

Look at that - there's a non-wiper if I ever saw one. How does he clean up??

by Barnsider September 3, 2010

non-douche

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

by levi parker September 5, 2007