I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.
by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018
Get the Helicopter Tits mug.by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009
Get the tit catalogue mug.n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
Get the tit-eyes mug.Michael Lewis Speck.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015
Get the tit suckler mug.Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
by mobri April 13, 2011
Get the Tit Thursday mug.Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
by Townsman July 28, 2016
Get the Jiggle Tits mug.An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
Get the Trucker Tits mug.