Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

Dirty Salooney by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Lazuli Saloon 

A stool closet. A dump hole. A poo room.

Could you point me to the closest lazuli saloon? I’ve gotta make a deposit at the poo bank and i’m starting to turtle head.

Lazuli Saloon by Bigbetsy1973 May 1, 2022

Ben-Salamon 

A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.

"Yo, Amy, Ben-Salamon's dick is huge! He's sooooo hot."

Ben-Salamon by avahan59 August 23, 2022

stoned at the nail salon 

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

stoned at the nail salon by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021

opposite of saloni 

Opposite of saloni is ghost

See their is opposite of saloni behind a tree

opposite of saloni by Nil nitin mukesh November 26, 2021

salmons 

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests

good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*

salmons by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006

Salminating

1) The act of heavily supporting Finland and its education system over all others, especially American education.

2) The act of sharing useless personal information about oneself, their country, or their boyfriend to people who don't give a shit.

Yesterday, my friend was salminating on and on about how Finland is much better than America.

Salminating by YellowMan1 November 6, 2011