tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

glob job

The most sloppy toppy in the world

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that

by GlobJobCreator December 15, 2021

Next Job

When people must just move on from the current situation at hand

Mate, you're girlfriend cheated on you... Next Job.

by Samoi69 February 10, 2021

low job

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

by pdobrinen January 3, 2019

Yank Job

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.

That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head

"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"

by bestdeffinitions March 17, 2012

mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015