spinny-chaired

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

Chill in this cool chair in Jamaica

Sexual intercourse.

Jim: Hey brianna, want to come chill in this cool chair in Jamaica with me?
Brianna: I don’t like you like that.

by The actual legitimate truth July 16, 2020

Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Cuck chair

A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.

Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.

Bruno said it’s a commentary on social dynamics, but I think he just built a Cuck Chair again.

by TheBulgy November 5, 2025

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023