Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.

Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby

by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009

Oppressor baby

A GTA Online player who always uses Oppressor MK 2 and kill everyone multiple times, and then gets triggered if you kill them once

That fucking Oppressor baby keeps on exploding me

by MotherClapper December 6, 2020

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017

Baby Kakes

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.

A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.

by The Legendary Altanian October 24, 2018

Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"

That newborn is such a marsupial baby.

by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

Plastic Baby

On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"

During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.

Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.

by peacegirl March 26, 2009