Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.

Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...

by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010

Shower Fart

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.

Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.

by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017

Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

by the 5 footer December 28, 2019

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 7, 2004

Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.

You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.

by b-13 January 9, 2014

unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022