human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole

Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!

by Schtuff April 2, 2018

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human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.

Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.

by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016

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Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

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