If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:
1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
Get the Your mommug. usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.
well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
Get the your mummug. by frabrizio December 18, 2017
Get the Your mommug. Incredibly awful
by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018
Get the Your jokesmug. Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!
A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."
A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."
Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."
A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."
Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"
by mott July 19, 2005
Get the your facemug. a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy
by rock_out March 17, 2005
Get the your mattmug. Another great way to end an argument. Can be used when someone wants to state something, either a statement or opinion, on something and you know they're wrong. Once you say "your right", the other person will have no idea what to say.
Brian: Dude i fucked Annie last night!
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Brian: ......
-or-
Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Brian: ......
-or-
Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?
by czgetmoney March 3, 2009
Get the Your rightmug.