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emma jones

Amazing. The most loving, caring, sweet, and perfect girl in the world. People criticize her only because they can't handle the beauty and grace she possesses. She has Beauty inside and outside. Her love for God is what shines through everyday. Her smile can light up a room. She has such grace and kindness in her little toe then most people posses in their entire body
by **{emmy}**{grace}** February 23, 2017
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lynsey jones

Lynsey Jones is an amzing person and is willing to put others before herself. She is very loving and wants something real. She has beautiful eyes and when you look at her eyes, you could simply fall in love. She gives incredible hugs and loves to cuddle. Lynsey is genuin and is someone you could spend the rest of your life with.
Lynsey Jones is an amzing person
by Jfish0498 October 9, 2016
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Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.
I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.
by Kee_Th February 14, 2014
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Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.
by A Peeples September 29, 2008
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keiran jones

hard acting guy, thinks he is to cool for anything and is
neah im to keiran jines for that
by keiran jones October 25, 2004
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davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007
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geraint jones

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team
me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
by jim bill September 2, 2005
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