Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
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Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!
Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!
Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.
Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.
Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!
Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!
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The welsh call it "jini ffernac"
The welsh call it "jini ffernac"
"Fuck I just got my ass kicked in fut champs im gonna have a salty wank"
"I just got fucked in my lane im gonna have a salty wank"
"I just got fucked in my lane im gonna have a salty wank"
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1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.
2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.
3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.
3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
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