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paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
by tamahau March 2, 2003
mugGet the paint eating monkeymug.

War Paint

the term used when a person smears feaces over their face for sexual gratification
god, did you see lynden with his war paint on?
by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008
mugGet the War Paintmug.

war paint

while getting a blowjob, you pull out and ejaculate on her face. aim for the eyes, and as she wipes away your load, it smears all her make-up and she looks like she belongs in an apache war party.
i took that girl home and decided to give her some war paint.
by trlynch13 July 2, 2008
mugGet the war paintmug.

Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.
He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.
by Evan Spink December 4, 2009
mugGet the Russian Paint Jobmug.

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face
In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting
by Dawnson April 12, 2008
mugGet the polock face paintingmug.

moving oil painting

When a video on youtube was recorded with a webcam from 1994
uploader:Check out my youtube video!
commenter: whats this a moving oil painting?
by tylerwatt12 May 27, 2011
mugGet the moving oil paintingmug.

spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit

“It must be a spray painted car.”
by dwightisright July 6, 2018
mugGet the spray painted carmug.

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