Fantasy Pig

A pig of the AFL Fantasy era.

"Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."

"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

micro pig

The cutest pet ever. They are also very smart and can feel emotions. Sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

Also: microwaved pig meat.

Kevin: So do you have any pets?
Angela: Yeah, I have a micro pig.
Kevin: A what?
Angela: A micro pig, she is called Rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

emotion pig

One having a tendency to reject interaction with others in favor of wallowing in their own emotions.

She's not going to come hang out with us. She's being an emotion pig and wallowing in her own misery

by CruzMissile12 March 18, 2011

Pig's Orphan

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

by tedsalmon July 26, 2009

pig swirl

Noun. Verb. When a group of police officers meet at an undisclosed location, gather in a circle and helicopter their dicks. The person can helicopter the longest will the be named pig and have to roll on the ground in the circle of men.

Officer Johnson and Officer Bush will be giving rides for this months pig swirl.

by S.J. ANDER August 1, 2019

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

Pig-Pass

When a police officer has been found guilty of breaking the law but is given a lighter sentence because he is a cop.

"The cop who beat that guy for recording him got a Pig-Pass. They only gave him two weeks of paid leave".

by DuganXM July 14, 2014