up your speed

In other words 'up your speed' means hurry up!

Up your speed and stop taking you time!

by _sexy_gyal_4_life_ November 15, 2005

Asian Speed Limit

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver

Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!

by Jaysunn72 December 17, 2016

Variable Speed Syndrome

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS

This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.

by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011

Five Speed Broom

The transportation device of choice of those who despise water and store eye of newt in jars under their pillows.

The new principal at school parked her five speed broom on the roof of her new office.

by ButterflyFlier October 18, 2010

Typing Speed (TS)

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.

User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"

by Ackackackx3 December 9, 2020

high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

Speed Nob variations

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible

see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

by Roo Barb March 18, 2009