pinky nipple

one whos nipples are similar to that of a door stopper. when you pull it back and release it, it executes a BOIIIIINGGGG sound.

i was hittin' this bitch from the back, because i had no desire to look at those pinky nipples any longer.

by ittybittytittycommittee December 12, 2009

Nipple Hair

Hair on ur nipples lawl

Guy 1 : Aw man, I just grew some nipple hair.

Guy 2 : I'll clip it with my teeth if you want.

Guy 1 : No homo dou rite?
Guy 2 : Yea sure, whatever you want.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

Jean nipple

The little piece of metal on the edge of pockets of jeans.

A thread from my shirt got caught on my jean nipple and unraveled it. fuck.

by Toxictoria June 10, 2011

puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

face nipple

High cheek bones which rise after a smile. Resembling face nipples

Your so cute when you smile Katie, with your face nipples.

by Jhgyv August 6, 2018

Nipples of the North

A term coined by Cr1TiKaL while playing Fallout: New Vegas. It essentially means one of terrible accuracy, but with great nipples.

Cr1TiKaL: "I can't hit shit today. But, I hit this guy in the leg and he went flying. Just call me the Nipples of the North."

by Chinote June 8, 2013

Nipple Shitter

A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.

A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.

Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.

Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.

by Mongacarta December 20, 2009