King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

King of pop

Michael Jackson is the king of pop. He has over 4,8 billion fans and he is know worldwide

Do you know who Michael Jackson is? He is the king of pop

by michaeljacksonswife February 24, 2022