christmas slut

A woman that has sex exclusively on Christmas to have children in September

Sarah is a Christmas slut all her kids are born in September

by Therealoghustler January 19, 2017

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Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

by KessBlack February 3, 2012

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Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.

Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"

by Venobi December 4, 2014

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Laotian Christmas

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.

"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

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Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

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Christmas Ave

Christmas Ave is the night before Christmas Eve (the Eve of the Eve, December 23). Traditionally siblings exchange gifts on this night.

I wanted to open a Christmas Gift two days before Christmas, so I told my parents it was okay because it was Christmas Ave. They countered with allowing me to open a gift from my brother.
I opened a Christmas Gift two days early this year. Turns out, that's Christmas Ave (December 23rd).

by 0227 December 23, 2013

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