A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
Get the Blonde Short Kingmug. A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024
Get the Dumb Blonde Bitchmug. Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.
Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."
by boronanon April 3, 2015
Get the blond rouxmug. by Emily.S.A May 23, 2017
Get the Pure Blondemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Black To Blonde To Black<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT 👑👑👑(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMH☕☕☕☕☕☕)
Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"
Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"
Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"
OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"
Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"
Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"
OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"
by that..blonde..phycho simp March 10, 2021
Get the that..blonde..phychomug. by shaolinttv April 15, 2022
Get the blonde ambitionmug.