“I found you” “You found me”

One of the saddest In Another Life references. (Say this to your friend who likes Bokuaka and they’ll start crying)

“I found you.”

A trembling, tender laugh escaped Akaashi.

“You found me.”

Person 1: “I found you” “You found me”

Person 2: “I will fucking break your ankles” (yes it’s a killing stalking reference)

by ._weebkoreaboo_. November 8, 2020

will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐

jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face

by yeye. smirking face September 21, 2021

a catfish gave me head

a good joke

A catfish gave me head

by gapeshot947 May 29, 2018

give me your dunkets

telling another person to give you their money, jewelry, or prized possesions

"Bitch! Give me your dunkets!"

by roarxlex December 11, 2006

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011