Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.

Kettering Fairmont High School equals drug deal

by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009

Fleming Island High School

A completely unoriginal school filled with boring idiots roaming the halls and outside courtyard. Everyone in this school listens to rap and and smokes weed and drinks and pops pills just to escape the boringness but unfortunately it isn't successful. This is your average school with sluts dieing for attention from every conceivable human being in sight, 85% of the guys in this school try out or play football while the other 15% play some other sport and they are all concerned with nothing more then steroids and lil wayne's new rap album. They all wear abercrombie clothes, follow fads like communists and avoid originality like the plague. Your usual day consists of some local cum dumpsters going to the front office for a dress code violation while making as big a scene as possible to attract as much attention as they possibly can. It also consists of Higher-Middle class white kids who act like their life is incredibly hard and no one understands them. Probably about 1 fight a week between guys who's dads have left them since they were 5 years old and want to take their anger out on the world. This school consits of the following races: Blacks, white people who want to be black, asians who want to be black and mexicans who want to be black.

Lucy: "Hey you want to go at Fleming Island High School?

Tammy: "Nah i dont think i want to end up as a crack whore."

by Jesus, H. Christ August 19, 2011

Jackson Memorial High School

The best school in Jackson, New Jersey, despite how poor and disheveled it is. Millions of dollars were wasted on building a new school across town, when that money could have been used to renovate the present school, but we're alright with that. The nurse gives you crackers and Perino can smell a cell phone from a mile away, but it's chill. We're the best at every sport and we have the best school colors; red and black. Come on. Gray and red can't compare. It's dirty, it's old, it's got over a thousand different kids in it, but we like it that way.

JLHS Student: Guys, we just got a pool! A POOL! And we have smartboards and wireless internet, and clean hallways, and laptops, and--
JMHS Student: That's no excuse. Liberty is still shit compared to Jackson Memorial High School.
JLHS Student: But we're good at sports!
JMHS Student: ... Kill yourself.

by jmhs 2010 <3 March 30, 2009

Mount Hebron High School

Yet another school on howard county that starts with a "mount". It is also referred to Mt. Heroin as a result of numerous drug problems, not to mention their huge rodent problems that may make you lose your appetite while seeing one scurry across the floor at lunch. They have the latest technology of the heating and cooling system, having both icy cold air coming out of the vents in winter and nice and toasty heat coming out of the vents once the weather heats up. The windows in every classroom serve as a great ventalation system! This once middle school, that many of the teachers actually attended, manages to serve as a make-shift high school, with many additions and let's not forget the portables that you have to walk to in the back!

"Hey, expensive science labs are well worth you guys having to have class in the auditorium on those uncomfortable wooden seats."

by a fellow student May 2, 2005

Edmond north high school

Home to preppy rich boys

Yo do you go to Edmond north high school

Fuck that I go to Santa Fe fuck north

by LA knowledge February 28, 2021

Jay County High School

A School located in Jay County Indiana(Known as Jaytucky to the natives). Over half the students vape and the corporation does not know what to do. We are very broke because they give the Administrators a raise instead of spending it on good shit. We also have a very high amount of Yee Yee students who have an obsession with their trucks, their sister, and anything that has Trump 2020 on it. We only have 5 teachers who are decent out of around 75.

Basically, there are better schools to succeed in rather than this shithole.

Also do not talk shit about our football team to football team members, they will fuck you up, even though our team BARELY won once.

Ayyy what school do you go to?
Uh Jay County High School.
Oh shit their football team sucks ass I'm sorry bro.

by Warren Lunarfox November 20, 2019

Hinsdale Central High School

Take New Trier High School and hit 'copy and paste'.

Hinsdale Central High School is basically New Trier minus 2,000 students.

by slipF2F182 June 7, 2019