Get your hb laid day

A day where you get you male friend laid July 29

Dude is july 29
So what
Its get your hb laid day

by Knicker1 July 28, 2025

Getting lmfaod

When you let the entire cohort of teachers bust up inside of you, and the get the video leaked to the grade 8’s.

“Holy Shit, Lucas is Getting lmfaod”

by Yaser Jafar January 23, 2025

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023

Getting Laflammed

Getting rekt hard by Laflammese Soldiers, such as: getting your house destroyed, wife and kids shot, sent to labor camp, recruited to the army by force (But becoming based after that). If you are not Brazillian or Latino, you have 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of getting Laflammed. To avoid it, you need to become based and join the Laflammese Army

"Bro, I lost my house, family and car, it sucks"
"You just Got Laflammed 💀"
"Fuck you, you don't understand how it feels Getting Laflammed nigga"
"Hoe mad, unbased 💀"

by Based Laflammese Soldier June 5, 2022

Rescind order and get back to work

No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.

Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."

A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"

Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025