i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

GET OUT ME CAR.

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"

by Mastershank September 13, 2014

spank my butt and call me Nancy

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance

Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.

by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash

He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

by missj451 July 8, 2004

she didn't even leave me on read

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.

Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.

by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016

You got me all fucked up!

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.

Give me back my makeup bag.

Sit down, trick.

Bitch, you got me all fucked up! Hand it over.

by Raineth June 19, 2009