National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad

Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019

gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth

Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.

by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016

spongebob my balls are stuck

a random meme i found

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck

by your left nut sack February 14, 2022

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

For a man to remain faithful to his significant other while being tempted by an attractive woman.

There are a lot of beautiful women here, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020

big black bouncy balls

these right here, are big black bouncy balls. they are black bouncy balls that are big. the color has to be specifically black or else they do not count as big black bouncy balls. this is the perfect word for describing something thats black and bouncy.

*trying to enter trampoline*
person in trampoline: whats the password?
person outside trampoline: *whisper: big black bouncy balls.*
person inside trampoline: welcome in.

by lovefarting June 25, 2023

Gramps 8-Ball Strategy

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot

person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy

by 05012 October 18, 2022

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020