Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms

A righteous boner

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.

by Tyballs November 19, 2012

Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

A certified Doctor who specializes in Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair

by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019

Icy hot on my balls

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts

I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good

by Dasbacon January 21, 2022

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023

My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

big black juicy balls

suck

i wanna suck big black juicy balls

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob June 16, 2023

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017