temporary ball cancer (tbc)

The unpleasant sensation of a dull ache or pain in the scrotum that usually lasts no longer than a few minutes

Jay- My balls are killing me, bad case of TBC right there.

Bob- TBC?

Jay- Temporary ball cancer (tbc) ya mook.

by Lloyding May 18, 2014

Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

A certified Doctor who specializes in Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair

by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019

Icy hot on my balls

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts

I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good

by Dasbacon January 21, 2022

My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad

Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019

Giant horse, cock and balls

A saying that emphasizes the s cons part of something. For example if you see a horse of spiders you would say “giant horse” and then when the massive spider appears you finish it off with “cock and balls”

“Giant horse, cock and balls” said emily

by Suck me Alex January 11, 2021

Ball Less Mush Haver

These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.

Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"

by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009