you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention

Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you

by NastyNubian January 8, 2017

forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.

Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.

by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.

Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010