Woke

Disillusioned about the noble origin story of our culture.

I was raised to think of Columbus as a hero, but I have read a lot of history, and now I am woke.

by grayforester November 9, 2021

woke

Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.

Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."

"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."

Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."

by Darkphil March 14, 2023

Woke

A word used to describe a normal person or organization grounded in reality.

Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.

Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."

by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022

woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.

Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.

by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024

Woke

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.

He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.

by bomman950 March 28, 2023

Woke

Not a Nazi

He's so woke he thinks women are people

by DocBok June 23, 2023