bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter

Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!

by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021

Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.

Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.

"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"

by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020