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tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.
He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.
by wayne charming September 8, 2010
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Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.
by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015
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Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.
by newyy1 September 10, 2011
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Bitch With Tits

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018
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muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014
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Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
by The Chaingang February 26, 2010
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tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.
My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.
by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009
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