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New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.
"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."
by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020
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Emerald News

Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!
by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022
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The New Plantation

The New Plantation or the Democratic Plantation is a term used to describe the United States of America since the 1980s and 1990s.

This term is applied to the tricks of the Democrats to have African Americans and other minorities vote for them without knowing that this party had a strong history of racism, homophobia, totalitarianism, segregation, and ethnic discrimination.

The New Plantation wanted every African American and other minority to think that the Democratic Party is the party of civil rights, voting rights, equality, and freedom.

However, this is further from the truth because the Democratic Party is the party of slavery and Jim Crow, and not the party of the modern era.

They blame white Republicans for everything and fail to see that it was the Democrats who were responsible for the civil rights movement.

The Democratic Party created the political system that helped the Republicans to keep the blacks in a system of slavery and Jim Crow and also wanted the blacks to think that they were equal to whites and that they should not complain about the racial discrimination they were experiencing.
The New Plantation is a network of lies and deceit told to the minorities of the United States.
by Doctor WTF December 19, 2022
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new fame

Someone that has risen and become famous not because of relations to other famous, people but actual talent.
by Calciumdust April 2, 2008
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Breaking News

When news channels are desperate for viewers to make a profit regardless of the actual "news" story. The term is plastered on television around the world as a bait tactic on any news channel to make it look they are the first to inform you on extremely urgent news.
BREAKING NEWS: The Russian invasions into Ukraine have officially been going on for 3 months.
by Stove piped your sister April 28, 2022
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new philly

A place in Schuylkill County Pennsylvania, located on the outskirts of Pottsville. Where young little faggots, "hipsters", and "thugs" like to go and have bush parties. They usually occur after friday night home football games and consist of teens from 8-12 grade. Consists of music, alcohol, Cigarettes, and Weed
Skook 1: "Yo bot! Wanna go to new philly tonight? Theres gonna be a keg or two"

Skook 2: "Iight. As long as we get stoned"

Skook 1: "Dont worry, i got some bud and cigs"
by Skookgirl001 October 23, 2013
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New Qatar

A micronation that declared independence from the United States of America in May of 2022. The land mass is simply a rock. The name has no significance.
The land mass was declared independence from the town of Swampscott Massachuetts at first, then declared itself free from
the United States.

This is a serious independence movement and not a joke.

Definition of a Micronation: FYI

Micronations, sometimes also referred to as model countries and new country projects, are small, self-proclaimed entities that claim to be independent sovereign states but which are not acknowledged as such by any recognised sovereign state, or by any supranational organization.
The micronation of New Qatar as declared independence!

Long Live New Qatar!
I am going to visit New Qatar.
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