food horny

An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.

Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!

by Edymnion2 June 2, 2018

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Horny rabbit

A horny rabbit is the act of fucking a bitch whose legs and feet are pressed up against her chest like a rabbit.

I really wish Sarah was willing to try out the horny rabbit but she has already said no multiple times.

by CallMeCringeDaddy May 27, 2018

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Horny Mouth

When you want a dick inside your mouth. You crave something phallic inside your mouth.

He lowered her horny mouth onto his dick.

She longer for his dick inside her horny mouth.

by Hornymouth July 3, 2019

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Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey March 31, 2015

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Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

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