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Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!
I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!
by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021
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Street Noodles

Being killed in an excessive gory manner on the street, so much though that the gore looks like noodles.
Staring at a homie who git got by the drive by.

"Damn this nigga got turned Into street noodles."
by MRMars85 January 13, 2019
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Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.
Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!
by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013
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noodle life

Craziest life ever
by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017
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Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny
by Noodle case August 9, 2010
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Frontal Noodle

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!
by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018
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prairie noodling

The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging
Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?

Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog
by Carl Chesterton the III September 4, 2018
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