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I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023
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Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂
Omg mushroom your amazing
by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020
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Mushroom Sauce

An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce
Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce
by Dj lozza July 5, 2017
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Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.
"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
by Jeffonte July 4, 2017
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Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.
by SirRansom November 6, 2024
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Cream of mushroom

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
by Finger food November 12, 2020
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cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
by teddykreuger October 21, 2025
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