scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020

Drill Job

Drill Job is the act of using a drill to make a bloody hole in your penis, used by incredibly lonely incredibly masochistic old men.

Bob: Man, I'm getting addicted to drill job, you should try it out too, Tom.

Tom: You should get some help.

by bobbityboo1234 November 17, 2018

Hubcap job

A rim job with underwear on

It was weird, after the blowjob she put my underwear back on and gave me a hubcap job.

by Andybats March 21, 2019

Rob The Job

A well-being man who gets shit done.

1. Jack: Damn, we really need to find alcohol for tonight
Jill: Call up Rob The Rob, he will get it done.

2. Jack: I really need to talk to some one about my personal problems
Jill: Here comes Rob The Job, talk to him.

by wearethearchers0 April 27, 2010

Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em

Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job

by hjiig December 21, 2018

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.

Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!

by Fallon69420 February 26, 2021