Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

Florida Halo

A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.

Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.

by DadJokesForever July 19, 2022

Orange Park, Florida

Orange Park is a town in Clay County, Florida, United States, and a suburb of Jacksonville. The population was 8,412 at the 2010 census. The name "Orange Park" is additionally applied to a wider area of northern Clay County outside the town limits, covering such communities as Fleming Island, Lakeside, and Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace.The town's name reflects the hope of its founders for a fruit-growing industry, but their crops were destroyed in the Great Freeze of 1894–95. Despite recovery elsewhere, the crops never came back to Orange Park.HistoryOrange Park in the late 18th century was known simply as Laurel Grove. The name Laurel Grove comes from Sarah and William Pengree who received a land grant from the Spanish governor. Laurel Grove was sold to Zephaniah Kingsley of the Kingsley Plantation upon William's death. Zephaniah developed Laurel Grove into a model farming plantation for over 10 years. In 1813 General Matthews invaded East Florida triggering the Patriots Rebellion. After Mathews left East Florida Zephaniah's wife Anna Madgigine Jai Kingsley burned down Laurel Grove to keep it out of Patriots hands.The Town of Orange Park was founded in 1877 by the Florida Winter Home and Improvement Company. Following the Civil War, the company purchased several thousand acres of the McIntosh plantation at Laurel Grove, for the purpose of creating a southern retreat and small farming community.

I visited Orange Park, Florida last week, I'm really bummed I have to go home.

by Jake Gant September 21, 2016

Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022

Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017

not so official florida day

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.

Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!

by power surge outlet October 1, 2022

Florida

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"I fucking hate Florida."
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by TheSuperTsar October 6, 2019