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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009
mugGet the Dress babymug.

baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.
Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!
by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011
mugGet the baby buffetmug.

baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.
Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.
by Owan November 24, 2007
mugGet the baby-sprinklermug.

Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.
Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?
by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 3, 2010
mugGet the Baby Navymug.

Babies day

When a couple hangs out on a Tuesday and Tuesday only.
Do you want to hangout with ado today?
No he's with his girl, it's babies day.
by Pooooooonbrrrick December 6, 2021
mugGet the Babies daymug.

Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Do you have any baby Crank?
by Frankie Whapps March 12, 2022
mugGet the Baby Crankmug.

baby metal

by taehyunscatears February 10, 2021
mugGet the baby metalmug.

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