Zero

Zero is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. They're caring and fun to be around. It is so awesome and you're lucky to have someone named Zero in your life.

Have you seen Zero around? I wanted to hang out with them, they're so cool!

by Ekiriju June 5, 2021

Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right or wrong, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.

Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.

by Numerati October 7, 2024

Zeroness

The quality that all the worthless people own. People with zeroness are constantly hiding their being zero by flaunting their inexistent qualities in front of the others.

They may feel great in their infinite ZEROness but there are some ONEs out there ready to pile them all.

by HareInHurry January 12, 2010

Zero

The number of Americans who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Zero Americans? Your kidding!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Negative Zero

Type in -0×0 into a calculator. It equals 0, so that means that 0 is a positive, so therefore a negative zero must be a number and its the only negative number that when multiplied by a positive always equals a positive.

Negative zero multiplied by zero equals zero.

by My pee is inside you. January 7, 2022

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

Zero

Zero is one of the kindest and most caring people that you will meet. He has a calming aura and always brings you excitement and happiness whenever you're around him. Zero can tell when you're not okay and will go out of his way to try to comfort and support you. You think you know him, but you don't. Unless you really get to know the real him, you won't know him. Zero is talented in almost everything but will be very modest about it because Zero doubts himself and wants others to feel special. Zero has a calm voice that will make you instantly feel comforted. Zeros are rare but they are beautiful, so if you find one, never let them go.

"There's Zero, let's go say hi!"

by wqlfshxdows March 27, 2021