Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

by pens0087 July 21, 2009

R-Tard

R-Tard - a person of limited intelligence who ignores social distancing and causing the R Nought to increase and further lock down measures

Did you see what he did last weekend and went to the beach? What an R-Tard, we will be in lockdown forever now

by JaiBo May 20, 2020

Where-Tard

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.

Beware the mighty Where-Tard.

by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

shit tard

when a retard shits all over the floor and walls

dam thats alota shit tard

by shit tard December 7, 2021

tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded

Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit

by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

by white mamba December 14, 2006