Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.

He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.

by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011

bear strength

Brute force that someone uses to lift or move a person or thing when all else fails. Putting all of your speed and power onto something until getting the desired results. Usually ending in some kind of painful injury.

My chevy ran out of gas so I used my bear strength to push it halfway to a gas station, but i had to call my bros to do push it the rest of the way cuz I pulled something in my back.

by Average Bobby June 30, 2009

Ricey Bear

Your best friend whose last name happens to be Rice

Ricey Bear is not only the best chiropractor in the world, he is my bestie.

by rbrice December 14, 2021

tackling bears

is when you go out in persuit of bbw's/bm. in hopes to have sexual incounters. ie; a fam you like'em big huh? ain't nothing wrong with tackling bears.

1:is when you have a friend who is small in stature but prefers larger women/men ie; ("tackling bears"). 2:perfer a person that keep them warm in the winter, and provides them shade in the summer.

by E-boski October 3, 2013

bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.

Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!

by Geltick January 21, 2018

Artie Bear

nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff

"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."

"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."

by MayMay27 September 26, 2009