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Tommy Neumaier

Some guy in HTL Leonding who was head boy and promised us beanbags
we never got em.
Guy1: "Hey Tommy when do we get that sweat Beanbags???"
Tommy Neumaier:"idk lol"
by Pansi Parkinson 666 February 2, 2023
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Tommy

The full name is Tommy_real_nigga is fresh fresh he got a little drip drip he got money you feel me my Nigga khole is my fam I have a gun and I like Jordan 1 you feel me stick to it
Tommy_real_nigga is a goat that little drip g
by Tommy_ real_nigga _pj November 22, 2021
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Tommy

People named Tommy have an enormous huge cock with Perfect balls
Wow. Your cock is Perfect is your Name Tommy?
by Mike899 November 21, 2021
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tommy dymond

oh my it’s Tommy Dymond, whoo whee what a looker!!”
by shortstack6 July 21, 2018
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Tommy's Express

that mo fuckin' car wash that plow all other car washes in the state of tennessee.
I take the hoes to Tommy's Express for a good time...
by gdogg1217 June 5, 2025
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Tommy Guzcal

The name of a man who stinks like porridge. He often rubs his slimy hands all over each sandwhich he makes. Everybody hates tommy!
Girls: What school do you go to?
Me: Deerfield Highschool.
Girls: gross, that’s the same school Tommy Guzcal goes to. He smells like diarrhea.
by Susan Gerber January 3, 2024
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Tommy

Not the kind of guy you want to be dating.

He seems nice and innocent at first, but be careful. He has a tendency to take things too far and is not good at taking hints.

He tries to help everyone and he might have good intentions, but he usually fucks it up and leaves people worse off than they started.

And after you break up with him, don't keep in contact. Because he will still treat you like you're his partner and doesn't know how to back off.
Tommy made my life so much worse... I'll never date someone like him again.
by commonloser879 September 26, 2021
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